點解咁老尷

戀人之間唔多唔少都有自家一套嘅親密行為,好似有人鍾意互幫對方膊頭,有女士鍾意將個頭晾喺男方膊頭,有男士鍾意雙手捧住女方塊面等,之但係呢位女網民卻有個習慣,搞到佢被親戚投訴,究竟係乜嘢事呢?呢位女網民就話:「早幾晚我媽咪同我講:『阿女,你下次唔好再喺我哋面前𢱑你男友嗰度喇,畀人睇到幾咁尷尬呢。』我聽完諗咗一陣,我𢱑男友邊度呢?原來我唔知由幾時開始,鍾意伸隻手入男友條短褲嘅褲管內𢱑佢。不過,大家唔好諗歪,我唔係搞佢『嗰度』,只係𢱑佢大髀咋!返到男友屋企,我同佢討論呢個習慣點嚟,佢就話有次我話佢大髀上嘅毛好性感,而佢又極少着長褲,就喺嗰時𢱑佢大髀咁話,仲話嗰時我𢱑得幾𢱑,佢就會有反應,然後就會開波,結果慢慢養成呢個習慣。哎呀,諗諗吓都覺得超老尷,啲親戚見到以為我成日搞男友嗰度,瘀爆。」

網友回應:

雯兒:我家姐都有類似嘅行為。記得當年佢初次帶姐夫返嚟屋企食飯,見住佢將隻手插入姐夫褲頭入面,嗰刻我面都紅晒,估唔到佢咁開放……

Emma:你呢個行為又真係核突咗啲嘅,最驚就係你唔覺意插入去,又唔覺意拎薯片嚟食兼同人開心Share,你叫其他人食唔食好呢?

Dorothy:我諗你喺班親戚嘅心目中,都已經冇晒形象,否則你娘親都唔會同你講啦,你估佢唔覺得尷尬嘅咩?

老曼迷:哈哈,我老婆都有咁嘅習慣,但就係瞓覺嗰時先至會咁做,否則一定會畀班麻煩親戚喺背後唱一世。